SOLVED: Route 9 Traffic crisis


Tesla’s new CEO Haygai Shverosh, announced at the groundbreaking event for the new Mir building, the company is in the final phase of the ‘floating car.’

Previous versions tested in California failed miserably with multiple reports of sinking cars. GreaterLakewood’s own Avraham Neis was at the Yam Hamelech where he spotted Tesla Execs preparing a test. The working assumption was, it will float one way or another.

This past Tuesday, Eliyahu Charvona was spotted in a floating car on the banks of lake wood. Township officials declined to comment but were overheard in bagel nosh saying, this new solution may not pass in the Lakewood senate.

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