The biggest Anti-Semite in ocean county fell down a flight of steps after his illegal pet tiger jumped on him. Sources revealed, his landlord was there in the illegally built house and was in the middle of receiving CASH as payment for rent.
The little tiger was having a bad day and attacked his owner. There was a brief struggle but eventually, the tiger succeeded in knocking him down the steps to his basement where a daycare was in session.
He screamed to call Hatzlolah who arrived within minutes and helped him get to the hospital in under 10 minutes.
It seems the only thing legal action done that day, was falling down the steps.
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