Breaking reports are coming in that Senator Bernie Sanders won the Florida State lottery. The jackpot was at $137 Million.
His closest aides revealed to GreaterLakewood, he will buy a house in Florida in order to avoid State income tax.
It is ironic since Mr sanders is arguably the biggest American socialist. Perhaps just like there is no aethiest in a foxhole, there is no socialist in a lottery game.
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