BREAKING: Bernie Sanders wins the lottery, moves to Florida to avoid taxes

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Breaking reports are coming in that Senator Bernie Sanders won the Florida State lottery. The jackpot was at $137 Million.

His closest aides revealed to GreaterLakewood, he will buy a house in Florida in order to avoid State income tax.

It is ironic since Mr sanders is arguably the biggest American socialist. Perhaps just like there is no aethiest in a foxhole, there is no socialist in a lottery game.

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